thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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(Source: meladoodle)

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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tv show meme: [5/5] male characters | eleventh doctor
"There’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important. And one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box."

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

screw that. I’m not leaving my bag behind

(Source: bastille)

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

(Source: just-for-grins)

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

hi

(Source: eatsleepcrap)